G’day teenager
I know you think this is funny
But its kinda not
Days weeks years are slipping by
Indulgent little pussycat
How about you go to your local shrink
– your local drug dispenser
And get on the stimulants
Upgrade your stash
To something that will make you feel like you are doing something with your life?
And stop blaming the government for everything
Cannabis is not for self medicating
It’s a recreational drug
It’s a social drug
It’s a spiritual drug
Save your beautiful lungs
Save your money
Save your youth
And perhaps leave the daily pot smoking
For when you are 70+
And life is really crap
If you can’t let it go
Set aside one day a week
After 6pm on that day
To get the relief
Besides
The stone will be so much better
If you don’t take it for 6 days
For those with chronic pain
Sure dope will make you feel better
But the research shows
That it does not improve functioning
So what’s the point?
If you smoke pot daily
You will always feel like half a person
A washy vague-out
Which is great news
Because you can stop right now
This moment
And start engaging your talents
The most intelligent creative man I have ever known
Once advised:
Use your core
Not the green stuff
A wonderful motto to live by
Cannabis is not for self medicating
It’s a recreational drug
It’s a social drug
It’s a spiritual drug
Save your beautiful lungs
Save your money
Save your youth
And perhaps leave the daily pot smoking
For when you are 70+
And life is really crap
If you can’t let it go
Set aside one day a week
After 6pm on that day
To get the relief
Besides
The stone will be so much better
If you don’t take it for 6 days
For those with chronic pain
Sure dope will make you feel better
But the research shows
That it does not improve functioning
So what’s the point?
If you smoke pot daily
You will always feel like half a person
A washy vague-out
Which is great news
Because you can stop right now
This moment
And start engaging your talents
The most intelligent creative man I have ever known
Once advised:
Use your core
Not the green stuff
A wonderful motto to live by